beatlebun:

Kurt & Blaine All of Me (John Legend)

I started this video a long while ago, pretty much as soon as I heard the song for the first time, but I never bothered to finish it. After tonights song spoilers I decided to do it anyway. The quality is crap, because I had to use stupid downloaded software, and it’s kind of quickly finished, but I thought I’d share it with the world despite its crappiness. I uploaded this earlier as a youtube video, but it got blocked. Sorry about that! Enjoy!

chaoticresources:

iansomerhadlers:

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chrisarfati:

Klaine meta under the cut. I don’t usually do this I just figured I’d write out something more coherent instead of tweeting about it all. ;c

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harryedward:

When you ask what’s for dinner and your mama says leftovers

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thugkitchen:

Asparagus is a solid stand-alone veggie with all its vitamin K and folate but paired with this creamy risotto? HOT DAMN. It takes this spring staple to another level. 
SPRING ASPARAGUS RISOTTO
Enough for 4 people
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/3 cup chopped shallots or yellow onion
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup Arborio rice*
½ cup white wine
¼ teaspoon salt
4 ½ cups vegetable broth
1 bunch asparagus, about 1 pound
½ teaspoon lemon zest
1 teaspoon olive oil
¼ cup minced chives
pepper to taste
Warm up the veggie broth in a medium pot until it gently simmers then turn off the heat. Chop up the shallots, garlic, and asparagus. You’ll want the asparagus in pieces about an inch long, like bite-sized. Cut off the tough ends because those woody sons of bitches will ruin everything. 
In a large skillet or pot with a wide bottom, heat up the 2 tablespoons of oil over a medium heat. Add the shallots and sauté them around until they start to look kinda golden, about 2-3 minutes. Add the garlic and rice and sauté until the rice smells toasted and starts looking like it absorbed some of the oil, about 2 more minutes. This helps make your risotto all creamy SO DON’T SKIP THIS SHIT. Add the white wine and salt to the pot and cook until most of the wine has evaporated and you scraped whatever bits of shallot got stuck to the bottom of the pot, like a minute or 2. Drink the rest wine because… well, that shits already open. Might as well.
Now add 2 cups of the warm broth, stir, and lower the heat so that the pot is at a simmer, uncovered. Stir every couple of minutes until most of the broth has absorbed into the rice, about 7-10 minutes. You don’t need to stand there and stir it the whole fucking time; whoever started that rumor about cooking risotto is a goddamn liar. Just stir it every minute or two while you clean up or troll the internet. Add another 2 cups of warm broth at this point, and do that whole stir and simmer thing again for another 7 minutes or until the rice tastes slightly undercooked and there’s still broth in the pot. Now dump in the asparagus and cook until it’s tender and the rice looks like its sitting in a creamy gravy, about 5 more minutes. If it starts looking a little dry before everything is tender, just add some more of the broth a tablespoon at a time to fix that shit. 
When the rice and asparagus taste on point, turn off the heat; add the lemon zest, remaining oil, half the chives, and a little pepper. Taste and add more salt, pepper, or whateverthefuck you want. Serve right away and top with the remaining chives. 
 
* This kind of rice is starchy as hell, so it will make your risotto the extra creamy and delicious. If you can’t find it don’t worry about it, just grab a short grain rice.

thugkitchen:

Asparagus is a solid stand-alone veggie with all its vitamin K and folate but paired with this creamy risotto? HOT DAMN. It takes this spring staple to another level.

SPRING ASPARAGUS RISOTTO

Enough for 4 people

2 tablespoons olive oil

1/3 cup chopped shallots or yellow onion

3 cloves garlic, minced

1 cup Arborio rice*

½ cup white wine

¼ teaspoon salt

4 ½ cups vegetable broth

1 bunch asparagus, about 1 pound

½ teaspoon lemon zest

1 teaspoon olive oil

¼ cup minced chives

pepper to taste

Warm up the veggie broth in a medium pot until it gently simmers then turn off the heat. Chop up the shallots, garlic, and asparagus. You’ll want the asparagus in pieces about an inch long, like bite-sized. Cut off the tough ends because those woody sons of bitches will ruin everything.

In a large skillet or pot with a wide bottom, heat up the 2 tablespoons of oil over a medium heat. Add the shallots and sauté them around until they start to look kinda golden, about 2-3 minutes. Add the garlic and rice and sauté until the rice smells toasted and starts looking like it absorbed some of the oil, about 2 more minutes. This helps make your risotto all creamy SO DON’T SKIP THIS SHIT. Add the white wine and salt to the pot and cook until most of the wine has evaporated and you scraped whatever bits of shallot got stuck to the bottom of the pot, like a minute or 2. Drink the rest wine because… well, that shits already open. Might as well.

Now add 2 cups of the warm broth, stir, and lower the heat so that the pot is at a simmer, uncovered. Stir every couple of minutes until most of the broth has absorbed into the rice, about 7-10 minutes. You don’t need to stand there and stir it the whole fucking time; whoever started that rumor about cooking risotto is a goddamn liar. Just stir it every minute or two while you clean up or troll the internet. Add another 2 cups of warm broth at this point, and do that whole stir and simmer thing again for another 7 minutes or until the rice tastes slightly undercooked and there’s still broth in the pot. Now dump in the asparagus and cook until it’s tender and the rice looks like its sitting in a creamy gravy, about 5 more minutes. If it starts looking a little dry before everything is tender, just add some more of the broth a tablespoon at a time to fix that shit.

When the rice and asparagus taste on point, turn off the heat; add the lemon zest, remaining oil, half the chives, and a little pepper. Taste and add more salt, pepper, or whateverthefuck you want. Serve right away and top with the remaining chives.

 

* This kind of rice is starchy as hell, so it will make your risotto the extra creamy and delicious. If you can’t find it don’t worry about it, just grab a short grain rice.

Should I rewatch Star Wars in order of release or in story order?
Anonymous

soloontherocks:

I AM HERE FOR THIS QUESTION.

I’m about to blow your mind.

NEITHER.

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chriscolfervideo:

Behind the Scenes (Laryngitis)

Artist: Glee Cast

Song: Don't Stop Believing [S1 vs S5]
Plays: 18,062

[left headphone] season one 

[right headphone] season five

All about Darren and Chris, and together they are Crisscolfer

buzzbug82:

So, I have a collection of Chris and Darren’s relationship theories/proves/evidences right here, feel free to check it out. P/s: None of them is mine.

*updated 7/4/2014

Fic: For the Show

colfshair:

Fic - Darren tells Chris that he thinks they should have sex with each other so that they can play post-virginity Kurt and Blaine more realistically.

Rated NC-17. 4000 words. Set shortly after The First Time.

“We should have sex.”

Chris choked on his drink, the water shooting up his nose and making him cough violently, his eyes streaming and his face filling with colour as he tried to compose himself.

“W-what?” Chris asked, blinking away the tears as he stared at Darren in disbelief.

“We should have sex,” Darren repeated, slower this time. He was completely at ease, as though he had asked Chris for a piece of gum.

“We should – Darren, are you high?” Chris didn’t know what to say. Was he kidding? Was this some kind of joke Chris was at the bottom of or didn’t understand?

Darren raised his eyebrows, looking slightly offended by the question. “What do you take me for?” he asked.

Chris laughed incredulity. “Asks the guy who just propositioned me for sex.”

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"Fresh Start" - Chris/Darren

missbeizy:

For the anon who requested “college Crisscolfer where Chris finds Darren really annoying at first until he finally gets under his skin”.  Also, dragontamerblaine, the CC smutty stuff you asked for is in here.  ;)

Warnings for: very brief recreational drug use (blink and you’ll miss it) and a wee bit of rough sex (toppy!Chris, but it’s not the focus).

The duet they sing is "Looking for Romance (I Bring You a Song)" from Bambi.  :)

"You think you’re real hot shit, don’t you?" are the first words that Chris says to Darren.

It’s—not exactly the most promising start.  At least, it isn’t the way that Darren had hoped to finally meet the adorable, dorky looking kid from down the hall with the Chewbacca backpack and the Marvel comics t-shirts.

It doesn’t really help matters that Darren is about twenty percent unintentional asshole and eighty percent eager to please, because his reply, instead of being “no I am actually pretty fucking cool, what’s up?” or “your hair looks like you slept funny this morning, hi my name is Darren,” is a slightly offended, “Well fuck you very much!” with a matching grin that completely contradicts his tone.

Yeah.  He fucking wins at first impressions.

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Fic: Blurred Lines

crisscumfer:

Pairing: Chris/Darren
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2500
Warnings: bottom!darren, dirty talk, light D/s elements, i don’t know how to word it but it’s about darren being in character as blaine 
A/N: this is a continuation of my last fic because people asked me to elaborate on the last line so i did. 
Summary: "I think the award winning Chris Colfer could give Blaine a few tips on how to please his boyfriend, don’t you?"

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Omfg. Ok, so I had never seen that performance before (Toronto) and I watched it just now and holy shit man. Just, wow. Like, this probably sounds dumb but it almost felt like too much to watch it. Like, that was obviously meant for one specific person.
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twobirdsonesong:

No, god.  When that happened it was…almost surreal.  Heartbreaking, really.

If you haven’t seen it…watch it.

alittledizzy:

klainalsex:

okay I’m in one of those moods where I feel like I’ve read all the klaine fic so I want to try out some crisscolfer

I’ve read a couple, but yeah, if you want to send me recs, I’d appreciate it, especially

  • teacher/student AUs
  • first times
  • roleplaying as kurt and blaine

teacher/student AUs
Nor the Cavaliers by incendiary

first times
Big Wood Cabin by certaintendencies
Suitably Impressed by fictocritisism

roleplaying
The Meisner Technique by dahlstrom
For the Show by colfshair
Blurred Lines by crisscumfer

contestantnumberchristopher:

I loved this gesture. After the hug, Blaine reached out his hand and caressed Kurt’s neck for just a brief second. It looked so natural and instinctive like reflex.
I don’t believe it was scripted because it’s so BRIEF.
I think it was Darren acting on instinct

contestantnumberchristopher:

I loved this gesture. After the hug, Blaine reached out his hand and caressed Kurt’s neck for just a brief second. It looked so natural and instinctive like reflex.

I don’t believe it was scripted because it’s so BRIEF.

I think it was Darren acting on instinct